Putin, beware, it's the end for you! The state unveils a pink wonder weapon.

The BEB's attacks on our strategic reserve in the form of OnlyFans girls only reflect one thing - our law enforcement agencies have so destroyed the economy that they are now trying to find some money from webcam models. The BEB may see themselves as a symbol of the female genitalia from which the 'desired' bitcoin emerges.

However, this will not last long. Because Ukraine has lost this strategic resource due to the incompetence and greed of the government. Webcam models can move to convenient locations where they can make money, pay taxes, and live without the worry that a horde of law enforcement officers with cameras and magnifying glasses will break in tomorrow.

Previously, these forces hunted oligarchs, but now, after many reforms, the money has only remained with the 'generators of lust'. Can you imagine the scale of the fiscal crisis?

It seems they have started to use those strategic reserves that Finance Minister Marchenko talked about. These reserves will help Ukraine survive for half a year. After half a year, the enemy will be humiliated and forced to ask for peace on Ukraine's terms.

This is a rare case in history when it seems that everything is coming to an end, but suddenly a revealing solution is found that saves our country!

In general, the situation is quite worthy of an ancient comedy. In 'Lysistrata', women refused to have sex with men to stop the war. In our case, the lack of satisfaction of sexual needs has become the main source of the military economy. Who knows how the war would have ended without Pornhub and OnlyFans. Perhaps the allies would have just been with blonde Germans, and world history would have developed quite differently. Fortunately, we have a different situation.

We all knew we had something special, but who could have thought that our 'protector' would be so tender, juicy, and a pleasant shade of pink?

I will spread my legs with my hands

And close the door to the past,

And hide behind seven locks,

Don't look for me now….